Episode 1.3: Blog Rant: Men Causing Trouble

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I kinda made the guys very much caricatures of themselves. Later, I changed Legolas from whiny, poncy to more just arrogant. I think it works. Also publshed at the end of a Blog rant when my friend 'Nifer (who had added icon men to her site, including Faramir) said my guys where a bad influence on hers...
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Then, yes 'Nifer, I can take you to Walmart as long as you don't mind putting up with me grocery shopping. And I don't want your guys fraternizing with mine ANYWAY!! SO THERE!! :P

::Eomer jumps up and down like an impatient child with his hand up::

Yes, dear?

::Eomer whispers something in her ear::

No, you cannot go start another war! Last time you did that, you took Boz's horn and we had to listen to him bitch for weeks. Not to mention you made Leggie mess up his hair.

::Eomer looks over at Leggie, who is giving him the sad-mussed-up-elf face. He then looks at Boz, who is squinting his eyes angrily at Eomer and clutching his horn protectively::

::TOOOOOOOT TOOOOOOT::

::Leggie, thinking of his poor mussed up locks, starts to get teary. Haldir consoles him as Gil-Galad wonders where his alliance should stand::

::Gil-Galad makes "weighing scales" motion with his hands.....hhmmmm.... He mutters something under his breath that sounds like.... prissy elves... dead in battle... hmmm...:::

::Gil shrugs at Eomer and goes to help Hal console Leggie::

::Eomer looks disgusted::

Hey, how many times have YOU died in battle Mister, I-want-a-pony?

::Eomer sheepishly ducks his head as Boromir sticks his tounge out at him and then continues to glare at him and toot his horn::

::TOOOOOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOT::

ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED IN ELECTRSTARR'S REALM OF GEEKTATUDE......