Episode 1.4: Boys and Elves Can't Play Nice...

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This was a two part post that just took on a life of it's own. Also introduced the famous middle names of the Boys. It was fun thinking up these. This is one of the last posts where they don't talk. You can see how hard it is when Boromir is the only one able to vocally communicate...
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February 3, 2004


So that's enough for now, off to do some playing and research for Design tomorrow and sketch more for poster... stupid poster...

Maybe the boys will tell me why they are all glaring at each other as well...

::Legolas and Éomer continue to glare at each other::

Okay, tell me later then, see if I care. This post is too long anyway :)
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Next day..... February 4, 2004:


::Legolas and Eomer continue to glare at each other::

Okay you two, spill it... why are you looking at each other like a bunch of politicians at a primary?

::Legolas pointedly turns his head away, refusing to fess up as Eomer does the same::

Fine... Boz, what's going on?

::TOOT TOOT TOOOOOOOT::

Oh for Christ's sake.... Is that what this is about?

::Toot::

sigh... okay, so Leggie is mad becaue Eomer says he's the prettiest?

::toot toot:

Okay you two stop it! Right now... we are not going over this again... You are all pretty! No one is prettier than the other!

:: Legolas starts to look all pouty again ::
::Eomer looks up quizically, furrowing his eyebrows::
:: Toooot tooooot toot ::

Legolas Michael Shawn Patrick Greenleaf son of Thranduil Prince of the Woodland Realm of Mirkwood, did you tell Eomer he looked like an aardvark?!?!!

:: Legolas nods his head up and down furiously ::

That was not very nice or courteous, Mister....

:: TOOOOT TOOOOOT::

Oh, I see... so Legolas called him that because Eomer called him "the gayest gay elf to ever nance down the realm"?

::Eomer sheepishly nods yes and points his finger at Leggie::

Well I don't care mister, you two are nothing but trouble!

:: Eomer opens his mouth to protest::

No! Not another word! Boromir already told me... Legolas, Eomer did not give you a bum horse to ride so your ass would hurt. Just cuz Arod isn't an elven horse doesn't mean he did it on purpose. Nor should you have said that Aragorn was a cooler king that he is, that's not very nice, how would you like it if I said Celeborn was a better ruler than you? Yeah, didn't think you'd like it now, would you.... And stop telling him he is looks like Fabio, you're the one with the flowy blonde hair....

::Leggie ducks his head in embarassment::

And you, Eomer Eoadoin Eomon son of Eomund King of Rohan, stop it with the gay elf thing. It's really getting old mister. He is just a metero-elf-ual, more so than Hal and Gil of course, but that is no reason to tell him he nances about with his "pocketsize partner." If Gimli heard that you'd have an axe in your chest in a heartbeat! Not to mention he's still mad about the Galadriel/Arwen thing. And if I catch you trying to put toothpaste in his shampoo one more time... it's a haircut... for BOTH OF YOU!!!!

:: Leggie and Eomer gasp and shake their heads no furiously::

Now go apologize to each other....

:: Legolas and Eomer shake hands hesitantly until Boromir charges over and picks them up in a huge threeway bear hug::

::TOOOTTOOT TOOT TOOT TOOOT TOOOTTOOT TOOTOOT TOOOOOOOOOOT::

Yes, Boz, I know. 'Brothers don't shake hands, brother's gotta hug'. You know, I'm gonna take that Chris Farley tape away from you if you do that Chippendale dance one more time...

Hey... where are Gil-Galad and Haldir?

::toooooot::

Okay, go get them and tell them to stop it right now. They are not to put whipped cream in ANYONE'S shoes or helmets, got it? Instigators.... all THREE of you! Yes Boz, no one likes a tattle tal... errgh.. horn.

Maybe I should have just gotten little dog icons or....

::OOOOH OOHH!!!::

No Eomer, I am not getting a pony! *sigh* And people wonder why I never get any work done around here....