Episode 7: Still Wee...

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You know what's hard... remembering not to use contractions with the boys. Never realized hw much we use them. So yeah, this is another Mini episode... they make me laugh...
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::After making loads of Lembas, Lomiothiel passed out on the couch for what seemed like an age::

::Lomiothiel, groggily wakes up::
Uhhhh... so tired... stupid lembas. Stupid jenga pieces in stove. Eomer will pay.

::Lomi looks around and notices Gil-Galad still reading in window seat, this time reading Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets::

::Gil-Galad::
Morning, snorey.

::Lomi, crossly::
I do not snore...at least not as loud as you guys. Ergh... geez, I gotta get packing, I gotta get home soon.

::Gil-Galad pouts::

::Lomi::
Oh don't pout, I'll be back before you know it, besides you have cinnamon lembas to keep you company.

::Gil-Galad smiles::
I guess...

::Gil-Galad is interrupted by a loud crash, followed by laughter and a few moans::

::Lomi::
For Eru's sake...

::Lomi reluctantly gets up from the sofa and trudges upstairs. The noise seems to be coming from Eomer's room. She walks in to see Eomer scowling angrily at Haldir, who is now full size and sitting on something::

::Lomi::
What in the name of Mordor was that?! Nice to have you back, Haldir.

::Eomer::
He broke my ceiling fan!

::Lomi::
How did he break your fan?

::Eomer looks a bit sheepish::
Well....

::Lomi::
You did not put mini-Haldir on top of that fan!

::Haldir::
We were going to see how far we could fly, but I guess our 15 hours were up....or at least mine... hey... where is Boromir?

::Eomer points at broken fan beneath Haldir::
OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED BOROMIR... AGAIN! YOU BASTARD!!

::A little voice emits from the window sill::
No, I am over here guys!

::Lomi and the boys look over to see a still mini-Boromir sitting on the window sill, looking a bit cross::

::Lomi::
How did you get over there?

::Boromir::
Well when oliphant-ass here started to crash, I hopped ship. Why am I still small?!?!!

::Haldir::
Oliphant-ass? I'm going to use you as an arrowhead in about 5 seconds.

::Boromir::
Try it! Lomi will not let you, right Lomi?

::Lomi::
Haldir please, I need to figure out why Boz is still the size of a Barbie.

::Eomer::
A what?

::Haldir::
Oh oh, I read this somewhere. 'tis like a fire-box... where Kiwi's live... or something...

::Lomi::
No no, it's a kind of girls doll.

::Eomer::
Haha! Awww we could set Boz up on a date!

::Boromir::
Go eat some hay, horseboy!

::Lomi::
Come on, we're gonna fix this NOW...

::Lomi picks up Boromir and walks downstairs to the sitting room, where Gil-Galad is still reading. He looks a bit crestfallen when he sees Haldir::

::Gil-Galad::
Blast... I guess I am just not that lucky after all. I was hoping you had an unfortunate accident with the shower drain.

::Lomi::
Not now, Gil.

::Lomi walks over to the internet machine and logs in::
You better hope Hati is around... hmmm... no Hati... ahh...Prosp you old witch you...

::Lomi types furiously while Haldir starts to throw pieces of lembas at mini-Boromir::

::Boromir::
Stop it!!! That hurts you jerk!

::Lomi::
Haldir, act your age!

::Eomer grins::
Real age or cloned age?

::Lomi::
REAL!

::Eomer::
Well shit...

::Lomi::
Language mister!

::Eomer::
Which?

::Gil-Galad and Haldir laugh and begin speaking quickly in Sindarin::

::Lomi::
I can understand you two, you know. And no, locking me in the closet will not stop me you know. 'Nifer would march right into this grove and break down that door. Or have Faramir do it for her.

::Boromir::
FAZ!!! Oh oh, when can I go play with Faz?!

::Lomi::
Oh you think I'd let the Brother's Grimm play around here? You'd burn down the Grove in a second....hmmm....well good news and bad news...

::Boromir::
Good news!

::Boys::
BAD NEWS!

::Lomi::
Well, the good news is that Severus is back to normal size... the bad news is that Prosp will have to bribe Sirius into sending us the cure, as he seems to have taken possession of it while looking for a way to shrink him again.

::Boromir::
NOOOO!!! I do not want to be small anymore! This sucks.

::Haldir laughs::
Haha! You are still wee!

::Lomi::
But I guess that is more good news... or bad depending on who you are....

::Eomer::
What does that mean?

::Lomi::
Well, I can't very well leave Boromir here in this state with the three ....four of you... where IS that elvish princeling anyway?

As if on cue, or as if he had been listening, Legolas walks from the top of the stairs down into the room.

::Legolas::
Ugh...you guys woke me up from my nap.

::Lomi::
When did you get back?

::Legolas::
Last night. You were asleep on the couch so I just went to bed.

::Eomer::
Did you get the s'mores stuff?

::Legolas::
No... seems the Dwarves had a kegger for the WDPW PPV and they sold out of chocolate bars... I do not really want to think why...

::Eomer::
That sucks.

::Haldir::
So where were you getting at before the princeling awoke from his slumber?

::Lomi::
Well as I was saying, I do not trust you four to look after Boromir while I'm away.

::Haldir::
Oh oh, are you going to put him in a kennel? That would be great, I bet they would even take him for walks and everything!

::Boromir::
Watch it, Haldira, Queen of the Desert... I shall use that wig as a throw rug!

::Haldir::
Ooooh, what are you going to do? Attack me with a push-pin?

::Lomi::
Ahem!!! As I was saying...no, I am not putting Boromir in a kennel. He'll just have to come with me to Florida.

::Eomer, Haldir, Gil-Galad & Legolas::
NOOOOO!!! NO FAIR!!

::Boromir::
WOOHOOO!! ROAD TRIP!!

::Lomi::
Don't whine you guys. You can't expect me to leave him here, and since, as Haldir put it earlier, he IS travel sized for my convienience, he'll just have to stow in my purse on the plane.

::Boromir::
What is a plane?

::Lomi::
Umm.... like a carriage...that flies...

::Haldir::
He gets to ride on a Nazgul?! NO FAAAAIIIRRRR!!

::Lomi::
Well maybe if you hadn't used him as a guinea warg, you'd be coming instead. It's not going to be all fun and games, he's gonna have to stay in my purse on the plane. Hmmm... I hope the air pressure doesn't do some adverse effects on a mini....

::Gil-Galad::
Why can we not come with too?

::Lomi::
Do you have $195 for a ticket?

::Eomer::
I have...

::Lomi::
Dollars dear, not ponies.

::Eomer::
I was not going to say that! I have $50 from the mini armor Haldir shrunk that I sold on eBay.

::Lomi::
EOMER! NO MORE EBAY!!

::Eomer::
Fine... it's still not fair he gets to go...

::Lomi::
Well maybe next trip you all can come, but for right now, this will have to do... Unless Prosp gets the reversal potion before we go...

::Eomer::
AHHH!!! What are you waiting for!!! Go... internet machine... now!! Hmm... you think she would take a bribe?

::Lomi::
I think the question is will Sirius take the bribe... Teehee... if anyone can bribe him, Prosp can bribe him... somehow.... hehe....

::Legolas::
And you say OUR minds are in the gutter...