Episode 4: Ebay Madness...

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Another bit of crossover... I couldn't resist when I had read this post and then this post I had to add my two cents. You see, Hati and I were mad that Prosp and Mea were going to England without us... I am the Empty Spot... so one good crossover deserves more... Prosp came up with the names...
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The Grove is quiet. Mostly due to hangovers and recovering elves. In the kitchen, Boromir is searching through the fridge, unexplicable, looking for a cheeseburger. Eomer, meanwhile is on the computer, although his skills are somewhat to be desired.

::Haldir walks down the stairs::
Well, it's official. Gil-Galad will not come out of his room, neither will Legolas.

::Boromir::
Why not? Is he still mad?

::Haldir::
Umm...yeah...see I guess he is having a hard time getting the nail-polish off. I told him the sparkly blue matched his armor but he wasn't buying it. Told me if I did not remove myself from his site that I would have a relapse of death... or something. Eru, he gets whiny. I do not even remember doing that... hmm...

::Boromir::
Well at least you were inside! I woke up on the roof craving a cheeseburger. We never should have opened that box until Lomi got here. Who in the name of Mordor is Tiniwiel anyway?

::Haldir::
Perhaps you should have thought of that before downing a glass in one swallow while yelling "FOR GONDOR!" Hmmm??

::Eomer::
Tiniwiel is one of her friends, but Lomi usually calls her Propserine remember? Something about a roommate or something.

::Boromir::
Wait she has got a roommate? I thought we were her roomies?!

::Haldir::
The thing that sent us that was an elf? Good Manwe, you would think she knows what that stuff could do to us!

::Eomer::
Perhaps that was the idea, blondie.

::Haldir::
Hey, do not start Mister Horse-Lord. I am still peeved you threw my...errr.. Legolas' ducks into the pond. There are feathers all over the house now because of you and the uhem... Pillow-waites.

::Eomer::
Hey, I was only worried about the safety of my companions, Haldira, Queen of the Desert.

::Boromir::
Hey hey, don't start you two. I do not want to have to toss you into the pond again Eomer.

::Eomer::
I would like to see your dead Gondorian ass attempt that!

::Haldir::
Okay okay, so where is Lomi anyway?

::Boromir::
Well, she muttered something about having a ton of stuff to do and left this morning. She is as mad as an Uruk-Hai at us... something about a mess...

::Eomer::
What mess? It's not that.... well...yeah.... hmm.... I guess it is kinda messy...

::Boromir::
I know! Let us clean it for her! Then she will not be pissed at us anymore!

::Eomer::
I am not sure that's a good idea... umm... where are the cleaning stuff anyway?

::Haldir::
Sigh... in the closet. Honestly, do your women do everything for you, including fight the WitchKing?

::Eomer::
BACK OFF MY SISTER ELF OR I WILL POUND THAT NOSE BIGGER THAN IT ALREADY IS!

::Boromir::
Okay okay... come on... Gil-Galad will not come out of his room and neither will Legolas, he is pouting about hangovers not being elf like and because he made a mess of his clothes. That whiskey stuff stains pretty badly. So that leaves the three of us... Come on... we can clean this little place no problem. I mean, if Lomi can do it, so can we.

::Haldir::
Well, if it will make it up to her, it is worth it, I think.

::Eomer::
Hey....what is a "Greasy Potions Master"? Someone is selling one on eBay... Should I bid on it?

::Boromir::
Well, Lomi got mad the last time you bought anything off of eBay.

::Eomer::
Hey, how was I to know that you actually had to pay for this crap? We have used the barter system with the Gondorians for years with no problems. How was I supposed to know that a horse was not a mode of currency here... sheesh...

::Haldir::
Okay, I will start with the upstairs, as long as Gil does not wake up and try to throw me down the stairs again. So pretentious he is....

::Boromir::
Uhem... hello pot this is kettle....you are black!

::Haldir::
Oh come off it. You clean the kitchen, Boromir. And Horsehead can clean the living room and bathroom since he made a mess of it in the first place.

::Eomer::
Oh yeah, and I was the one with the sparkly blue nail polish... where in Mordor did you get that anyway? Hmmmm....????

::Haldir::
Nevermind... okay...let us get to work....


More later, off to PROTECT for now....

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